i've been wearing a bath towel, with purple stripes that match the shirt i'm wearing, on my head for more than an hour now. for a while i forgot i was wearing it. i couldn't forget this itch on my neck though, which really bothers me, because it stings like fuck. my arms are sore for no reason. i think i need to put my hands in a girl's armpits soon, otherwise i fall asleep forever and never get to see all the little kids i know grow up, nor the big kids, for that matter.

peace in the middle east... pace picante sauce... peas are yucky... piece together what's left of this magnificently emotional and heartbreaking lego set...

xoxo jcg