not only have these giant swollen welts, which have formed as a result of those blood-sucking mosquitos from anthony's barbecue, created itches in their relative spots on my body, but i can feel the overflow of histamine in my blood making me itch all over. what the fuck, fuck you, nature, i used to be on your side until you took advantage of my scratching addiction! recycling is bullshit, nuke the whales, toss your trash into the metropolitan streets! kill the ozone, melt the polar ice caps, put the atlantic ocean at a critical de-salinization point, create a new ice age!

(i stole the last part from the day after tomorrow)