i'm watching an infomercial, and this "edge" program changed quincy jones' life? what the fuck. what the fuck? what the fuck!

princess diana? nelson mandela? clinton? the paul mitchell hair guy?

i need to get a notebook so i can write down all of these seemingly trivial observations and self-entertaining commentary, because.

because i wonder sometimes,

i wonder about myself.

and really, i'm the only one who

should.