earlier this morning, i was potting wetland shrubs.

now i'm fucking drunk, at home, just coming from anthony's party. max sosa is the motherfucking man, because he dispenses his wisdom with the hilarity of the motherfucking man. anthony sosa is the motherfucking man, because he throws parties, and drives his friends home. brian and tyree are the motherfucking men, because they are passed out at anthony's right now. brian is probably still lying on anthony's bed, with his eyes half open, and tyree probably has his face pressed on anthony's bathroom floor, because the pillow that amy gave him to lie on is probably in the toilet. hannah is the motherfucking man, because it was her birthday today, and she works at a pub, and she gets fucked up on her birthday. amy is the motherfucking love, because she's the motherfucking shit, and she says "nigga." she's so cute!

i am fucking drunk. this could be a lot more in depth, if i was sober. BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT.

jack daniels. crown royal. coca cola! i hope i don't feel this shit tomorrow morning..... ouch!