"i know SO many people with your nose!" - anonymous

joseph guanlao: CHINA???
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lvo8604: i love you
joseph guanlao: i love you too
joseph guanlao: is this one of those conversations where you gauge my reaction
joseph guanlao: or do you really love me
joseph guanlao: if you say yes, i will be eternally happy
joseph guanlao: if you say no, i will slit my wrists
lvo8604: i really really really love you
lvo8604: you are so hot
lvo8604: marry me
joseph guanlao: well, i don't know if i know you that well, larry
joseph guanlao: but maybe after time
joseph guanlao: if we get to know each other
joseph guanlao: and if the sex doesn't turn out to be sour
lvo8604: how about i come over and get to know you right now?
joseph guanlao: i have to do my homework right now
joseph guanlao: maybe some other time
joseph guanlao: like on a friday or something
joseph guanlao: when i'm not busy, you know?
lvo8604: okay
joseph guanlao: cool

lvo8604: that wasn't me joe
lvo8604: i'm not a fag
joseph guanlao: goddamnit!
lvo8604: yeah, that was minh-tu
lvo8604: i think she loves you
joseph guanlao: she just wants my body
lvo8604: yeah, she does
joseph guanlao: and i know, i have a juicy exterior
joseph guanlao: but yo, my mind needs a 'lil massaging, nahmsayn?
lvo8604: hold on
lvo8604: she said she'll give you one
joseph guanlao: unless she wants to read a little ernest hemingway while we're doing the deed, i don't think it could really work out, you know?
lvo8604: yeah
joseph guanlao: or discuss socio-economics over a little kamasutra
joseph guanlao: but if she is willing to donate one of her ova, so i could fertilize it in a petri dish with one of my sperm, that would be okay
joseph guanlao: but you're not a fag, larry?
joseph guanlao: that disappoints me

joseph guanlao: who's at larry's house?
THE lucomotion: larry.
THE lucomotion: why?
THE lucomotion: minh and brian were over there.
joseph guanlao: oh really
joseph guanlao: 'cuz he was like, "i love you"
joseph guanlao: and i was like, SO HAPPY that he said that
THE lucomotion: really
THE lucomotion: larry said "you're a fag"
THE lucomotion: to me
joseph guanlao: heheh
joseph guanlao: HEH HEH
joseph guanlao: I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!
THE lucomotion: me too.
THE lucomotion: larry/minh thinks im a fag. and larry/minh loves you!
THE lucomotion: wonderful.
joseph guanlao: do you want me as well, devin?
THE lucomotion: no.
THE lucomotion: i dont want anyone.
THE lucomotion: whats wrong with you?