i took my guitar to the music store today, to get my action fixed (my guitar has a "high action," which means the strings are too high off of the neck). when i got there, the music store geek basically said, "fuck you, you know-nothing twit, i am the grand music master of the universe! you suck bal..... huh, is that a vintage washburn acoustic with elixir strings? certainly, i will help you out!"

actually, it went nothing like that, but i was imagining it in my head when i was in there.

though, i really am fucked. i'm going to get a free estimate on my guitar's problems, but i'm told that the actual repairs may cost more than a new guitar.

THE ROCKSTAR COSMOS ARE TOTALLY NOT WORKING IN MY FAVOR.