i don't take photographs of people posing in front of their lowered, bomex-kittified, hondas. in fact, none of my friends own hondas that are altered beyond the frame of the license plate that contains a clever message on it. by clever, i mean something stupid. i don't even own my own car. heck, i don't even have my driver's license yet. besides that, i like bands with lead singers who either have dirty long hair, or a stylishly stylized style of a haircut. i don't get drunk with my uncles at family parties. i don't save up my meager allowance for a pair of jordans, and i like my chuck taylor's scuffed and soiled. i don't speak english with the natural use of "nigga," nor do i write with a blatant disregard for punctuation, spelling, grammar, capitlization, etc. - for the most part.

I AM THE WORST FUCKING ASIAN EVER, AND I'M FUCKING PROUD OF IT.