drop down and get your eagle on girl

bling.

something was wrong with my old, sexy template, probably because good 'ol blogger has been changing like these scary times, so i had to change it to this mediocre-looking thing. but it's clean, like my hands, teeth, and dick, so it's all good.

okay, enough dirty talk. (i'm sorry my little pedophilic-dream sequences of pre-pubescent untouchable pleasure - especially you, pancake) i just wanted you all to know that the king is back, to the blogging scene at least. i'm moving into my college dorm this weekend, and i'm sure all of you creepy stalkers will want to know how i am, and do.

i'm about to throw down, heavy. but not tonight.

i guess i'll sleep. fuck you, internet, for being so boring. and slutty.