attention: all young catholics who attend st. anthony's church.
subject: confirmation - THE FOURTH BLESSED SACRAMENT THAT YOU WILL RECIEVE IN YOUR LIFETIME, THE NEXT ONE BEING MARRIAGE, I THINK.
message: aiight all yous pOrNsTarS that be hangin' outs there and sheeeot, yous all knows that our parents be wantin' to get us confirmed and shit, y'all know? so... let's do this thing then, nahmsayn? maybe we'll be gettin' presents from our relatives after all of this is done, ya'heard?

ROGER? LINDA? any of you other devout devoties?? my mom says it's crunch time, though i really want to put it off until senior year because i don't want to deal with this shit right now, yo.