"i hate p.d.a. there is to be no public displays of affection in this classroom!" said mr. day at the end of 2nd period. but i live for those moments!

"oh chicos....." ms. miller said as she always says to us during 4th period spanish. we (at least "i") constantly make irrelevent references to sexuality and drugs in that class IN ENGLISH for no good reason at all, and ms. miller puts up with it. no wonder we're so ROWDY.

"he plays the butthole with his weiner," said seth during 6th period journalism, making an analogous statement with musical instruments. trying to maintain the peace, ms. anderson gave seth a cold stare, along with a verbal warning. "don't say it again, seth," she said.