i don't know why i even bother doing crunches, especially after going to the store and buying donuts, ice cream, candy, and... donuts, ice cream, and candy.

i don't know why my health conscious parents let me buy this stuff... such irony in this family!

fuck running! larry and i didn't even try today. every day that we go on long runs it's like one big james bond mission, with larry, seth, and i evading detection from the running coaches and croons who'll rat on us. except today seth was totally m.i.a., so it was just me and larry plotting our escape.

pass the mic, bitches!