what realization did joseph have today?

(a) being catholic is awfully time consuming. (b) it would be cool if i knew how to play slide guitar. (c) i need to gain weight, but my metabolism is working in its prime. (d) i'm not the constantly downbeat, pseudo-depressed faggot i was a month ago, though my human nature will always subconsciously pursue greater happiness, no matter what. why feel like a million bucks when i could feel like two? (e) all of the above.