i took a nap after eating a mexi-meal at taco time with my dad and brother, and at 4:30 my mom came home, so i woke up. i got her to take us all out to the movie theatre, with the intention of seeing harry potter and the chamber of secrets, because it's been long overdue. unfortunately, the theatre was sold out, so we just went to safeway to go rent some movies.

you say, "safeway? who the hell goes to safeway, just to rent movies?" i say, "we do, muthafuckazzz!"

you see, the thing is, if you have a specific indie-ish type flick that you want to rent, you go to one of the chain video stores. that's why we went to hollywood video yesterday, because we knew what we wanted - at least i did. you can't find relatively obscure films at the grocery store, so you can basically cross out the chances of any mexican cinema to be found in the two-shelf selection at safeway. however, if you want to see the latest mainstream hits, you can't beat 3 new release dvd's for $7.99, not to mention the fact that you can buy yogurt and milk while you're there.

not that we did buy yogurt and milk, but we could've if we wanted to.

the accidental spy isn't a very good movie, but if you can appreciate the fact that jackie chan does kung fu naked, then you might like it.

where the hell is everyone?