i made my name into slogans, using the advertising slogan generator. some of them are pretty stupid, and some are worth my time to take a magic marker, and write the slogan on the garter of my underwear.

Don't You Just Love Being In Joseph?
Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Joseph.
The Joseph of Champions.
You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Joseph On Your Knife.
Stimulation for Body and Joseph.
Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Joseph Knows for Sure.
It's How Joseph Is Done.
Would You Give Someone Your Last Joseph?
Cleans Your Floor Without Joseph.
Make Joseph Yours.
Any Time, Any Place, Joseph.
The Joseph Sign Means Happy Motoring.
Men Can't Help Acting On Joseph.
Moms Like You Choose Joseph.
The Joseph Bars Are On Me!
How Do You Eat Your Joseph?
Biting the Hand that Feeds Joseph.
Get The Joseph Out.
You've Got Questions. We've Got Joseph.
Have a Break. Have a Joseph.
Happiness is Joseph-Shaped.
The Joseph of your Life.
Drinka Pinta Joseph A Day.
A Curiosly Strong Joseph.
Gotta Lotta Joseph.
Who Would You Have A Joseph With?
Melts In Your Joseph, Not In Your Hand.
For That Deep Down Body Joseph.

this is why my online time is mainly spent in narcisistic endeavors, instead of homework. rather than taking anger management classes, i need to look into self-therapy, or getting the arrogance beat out of me by a giant mexican wrestler named el luchador del muerto.

i am the vain anti-hero!