Wednesday, November 13, 2002

"i've had better days" is something i always say. i guess everyday could be better.

she has the gayest picture of me ever, on her binder.

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kim and i were talking during first period, and she said we're getting meaner, it seems. all i have to say about that is, the truth hurts, kid.

i had an interesting conversation with winmill during fifth period today, when he realized that you can't mule teenagers into reading a biology text for 100 minutes straight. we were talking about "the one superpower you'd want the most." to be honest, i've never really brought it down to one choice, nor do i select my favorite comic book heroes strictly based on their powers.

take wolverine, for example. he'd get fucked up in a battle to the death with superman; wolvie would break his adamantium claws on superman's skin. still, i like wolverine more than i do superman, mainly because wolverine is such a badass. it's also the vulnerabilities of the character that humanizes a good character, even with great power. wolverine doesn't remember shit about his past, which adds an aspect of mystery and intrigue in trying to understand his personality.

plus with that healing factor of his, he can smoke cartons of cigarettes, and never get lung, throat, or mouth cancer!

things i would do with certain superpowers:

flight this is one of my favorite powers. just imagine, soaring over city landscapes in the night sky, falling through the wind over country meadows, sitting on a mountain top, without the strain of climbing it. i wouldn't have to take the metro bus, or take the driver's test - A BOY CAN ONLY DREAM.

super strength i'd pick a lot more fights. 'nuff said.

invisibility A BOY CAN ONLY DREAM. heh.

energy manipulation i'd make a light show on the night sky, for all to see!

super speed i'd race ryan brown, for his shoes!

superior intellect i'd think of better things to do with my super powers, instead of the stupid shit i just listed.

in conclusion, i'd be the coolest superfucker ever. you may all think that you'd come up with better stuff to do with your superpowers, but in all seriousness, i know all of you guys would stray to the dark side and become supervillains! y'all can't handle the truth!

this is me, signing out. buh-bye!

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