things i need to buy at the store, just in case i forget:

`beef jerky (i can gnarl on anything, now that my braces are off)
`rice pudding (you say yucky, i say yummyyyyy!)
`cereal bars (kim was munching on chex this morning, and i remembered how much i love those chex cereal bars!)
`iced tea (i just remembered how hooked i am on that shit)
`orange juice (rj's house always seems to have a supply of oj; why can't my fridge be more like rj's?)
`jones juice/sobe drinks (they're yummy and they have all sorts of weird and wacky and essential vitamins)
`soy portein drinks (for when i work out)
`tofu? (can anyone say, INDIAN CUISINE sans the lamb?)
`mochi ice cream (i've been meaning to try it before, but since amy told me about it, i can't get it out of my fucking head!)

i know all of this shit makes it seem like i'm on some sort of diet, but i'm really not. in fact, one of my real priorities is to GAIN SOME FUCKING WEIGHT, so i can crush y'all when i sit in your lap(s). put some meat on deez bones, nahmsayn?