Friday, December 20, 2002

GUYS! I'M FREE TONIGHT! I GET HOME FROM SWIM PRACTICE AT AROUND SIX O'CLOCK! I'D RATHER NOT SEE ANY MOVIES AT THE THEATRE RIGHT NOW, AND JUST WAIT UNTIL SUNDAY, WHERE WE CAN PAY FOR ONE MATINEE, AND SNEAK INTO A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER MOVIES! HOW ABOUT IT? HOW ABOUT TONIGHT, WE JUST WATCH OUR OWN MOVIES? RJ? YOUR DVD'S? ANY TAKERS?

I'M A MALE PSYCHO BITCH, 'CUZ I TYPE MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS!
i want some in these colors, as well as these!

i need to see the two towers, adaptation, and the gangs of new york sometime during break. if any of you guys are going to see any of these films - CALL ME UP, please.

rj, hook me up with those movie seeing experiences of the habon household, yo!

Thursday, December 19, 2002

i was planning to take one webcam picture, but i ended up writing this whole blog entry! waaagh!


yesterday at swim practice, i was still freaked out about diving head first into the pool, but i'm getting a little better at swimming freestyle. brad drove my brother and i home from rhs, in his jeep. we rode in the back, where seatbelts couldn't save the life of anyone who rides there, as long as brad is driving. he nearly killed us, quickly braking and turning in the middle of streets - but it was all in good fun.

after we came home, john and i ate dinner, and we went to the gymnastics meet. luckily for me, renton's team is pretty hot, so i had no problems watching them in leotards - but watching highline, lindbergh, and hazen perform wasn't very pleasant. somewhere during the meet, i became pretty tired with the female anatomy. BUT I HEART MY HOT FRIENDS! - even though they probably think i'm weirdo-perv.

i wonder what those girls think, with all of the boys leering at them as the twist, flip, and bend in their little suits.

at least some of the guys in the crowd were the boyfriends of the gymnasts, like scott, ryan, and seth. i wonder how they felt about about all the boys leering at their girlfriends, as they twisted, flipped, and bent.

bent.

all in all, it was a good time, talking to people in the crowd, and watching all of the gymnastic performances and routines. although, there was one scary moment, when seth pointed out that a girl very closely resembled russell crowe. clinton shimoi made light of the situation, as he exclaimed, "i got that bitch on dvd!" - but clinton is still stupid.

the other teams were complaining that we were making comments about them as they did their floor routines. they probably thought we were a bunch of assholes, even though we WERE NOT really saying much about them, at least not loudly. WE WERE, however, talking about our leg hair, lai joy's opinion that kevin davis looks like woody from toy story, and lots of other good sociable bullshit.

since i have no classes with some people at school, they have no reason to talk to me outside of school, unless we coincidently see each other at the same place or event. some people prove to not be total squares when they have something to say of interesting merit, and that my friends, is fucking TUBULAR.

yenvi pham gave me a massage. it was weird, but i love massages, so how could i resist?

today i ate a whole lot during lunch, most likely because i winged my american studies free response essay like an ace, and i had enough money to indulge myself - a warm jalapeno cheese bread thing-y, a bag of cooler ranch doritos (DORITOS HAVE SO MUCH MORE SIGNIFICANCE TO ME, SINCE OUR SWIM COACH HAS BANNED IT FROM OUR DIET), a bottle of chocolate milk, and two krispy kreme donuts. well, it seemed like a lot of food at the time, but that may have been because it set me back four bucks.

tyree burnt me a copy of rated r by queens of the stone age. i don't think i can fully appreciate this cd until i hear it on some speakers or a walkman, with the volume on its maximum level, 'cuz that's how i like to listen to their latest album, songs for the deaf.

we had these linguist specialists from the army come in during spanish class, and they were pretty cool. they would speak a language, and give prizes to thsoe who could guess the name of it. unfortunately, i wasn't able to guess any of them correctly, but i was thoroughly impressed by this guy's ability to fluently talk multiple languages. this guy was born in portugal, but he spoke american english better than i could.

i'm a boater, born in the u.s. of a.

i found out that this girl tierra [last name?], who compliments me on a daily basis during 4th period, is one fourth filipino (the rest of her being black and native american). it's just weird for me, to not be able to distinguish a person's race, 'cuz i'm just a racist type of guy, especially against mixed people - i'm just foolin.' i also found out that gyalsten go is like half filipino and half spanish, which i never knew.

i used to ignore the issue of race, because i was pretty tired of the way my performing arts group tribes addressed it, but now that i think of it, it intrigues me greatly.

my kids may or may not be mixed - i don't know. but it's weird to think about, isn't it?

i was happy to finally see an article i wrote in the newspaper. it may seem trite to some of you, who have gotten your stuff in the paper before, but this is a landmark for me. deadlines are hard!

the swim team drove out to tacoma to compete against clover park high school. i slept the whole way there, and the whole way back. the meet was alright, though yet again i chose not to swim. as a boy, i can definitely tell you swimming is not one of those spectator sports where you can really get into it, and look at the athletes the whole time. unless you're gay of course, and into that sort of thing. on our way home, andrew stuck in a copy of cky2k into the vcr on the bus, and we got all the way to the part where brandon dicamillo jizzes on a naked and passed out person. at that point, our coach turned it off, and didn't talk to us the rest of the ride home.

i almost got hit by a metro bus, as i scrambled to pick up a hacky sack out of the middle of the street.

TOMORROW WILL BE THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL, FOR THE YEAR 2002! GROOVY is the gayest word, ever.

Wednesday, December 18, 2002

Libra22ox: joe need you to read something
joseph guanlao: okay
Libra22ox: Libra22ox: For my Big Ideas document I want 25 bucks... your word that you will: 1) re-word the definitions... 2) rearrange the ordering... 3) implement things that will further more distance yours with mines...If I am penalized for your actions...i want reimbursement and compensation of another 25 bucks a total of 50 on your failure of this deal.
Ukraine Train 04: ruslan gryniv, i agree on the above stated deal

Libra22ox: i just need some witness


if ruslan fails to comply with the terms of the agreement, rather than coming up with fifty bucks for alexis, i'd like to see the shit beat out of him. just 'cuz that would be funny, yo.
i'm writing this from the rhs career center. these g4 imacs are fucking sexy, yo.

today was filled with a lot of cinematically extravagant running scenes. during one of the times, i was running with my violin slung over my back in an awkward, yet "cool" (like in anime, when the heroes have weird-ass swords strapped on to them, or mech's with all sorts of gizmos and guns attached to their backsides) position. with a little braggadocio in mind, i think i'm pretty good at maneuvering, with great speed and agility, around and through moving crowds of people.

with a little braggadocio in mind, of course.

afterschool, i ran after my dad's van so i could get a ride home, but he had already left with my brother. i saw brad walking towards his jeep, and so i walked with him to the parking lot. while walking through a thick and mean-looking crowd of 'azn-pryding' degenerates, i unknowingly said out loud "freakin' asians." i rarely ever think to myself "out loud," but this was one of those occasions. i got a bunch of weird stares, and then i walked over to anthony's car, frantically pulling the doorknob, forgeting that i was going to get a ride from brad. at that point, brad, like the group of clustered asian people, looked at me funny as well.

i hope no one tells john cruz, 'cuz i'd like to think i'm on good terms with that guy - otherwise i'd get lynched.

FREAKIN' ASIANS! i'd rather fit the stereotype of a conscious racist, than a stupid bitch-ass racer/raver/idiot.

or maybe, i'm just jealous that i can't drive a honda.

or not.
okay, so it's like, almost four in the morning, and i woke up at two to study for the american studies test. i'm going to start right after i write this entry..... 'cuz i'm a hardcore weblogger, yo.

no, not really, but whatever.

so i've been looking through all of these websites that belong to indie bands in places as far as the east coast, new york and such, and it got me really thinking: these dudes already have friends who are hot girls, and they freakin' adore their music - and i mean, isn't making music for cute girls the only reason to make music?

no, not really, but whatever.

even so, thinking it through, i came to the conclusion that none of the hot girls i know would appreciate or like the type of music i'd do, no matter how fucking incisive/deep/emo my shit could ever get. so i guess an immediate fanbase made up of cute girls i know would be out of the question.

yous freakin' cute girls yous!

anyways, there's my little retarded outlook on this whole thing. i was going to have a longer *speil* on all of this, but then i remembered i'm soooooooooo hungry, and my family bought sandwich ingredients yesterday.

p.s. i know when people write about girls in their weblogs, they come out sounding soooooooooo GAY! 'cuz people don't want to hear about this shit, 'cuz it's redundant, 'cuz we all know that we all think about girls, 24/7, yo! i mean, don't men do 99.9% of the things they do for women? boys are like a slave race to those muchachas!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

but i think it's RAD, SPIFFTASTIC, and A CAT IN THE HAT that i can withstand the powers of those starry eyes, pouty lips, and legs, legs, legs!
reminded by jonas, here's my christmas wishlist:

5. a guitar amp
4. my guitar action fixed/restrung
3. a kun shoulder rest for my violin
2. a camera
1. teeth whitening treatment

however, if i could ask for anything intangible, i'd ask for a longer attention span, or perhaps love with a sexy ghost (i would've said "poltergeist," but by definition, a poltergeist makes lots of noise and disorder, and in effect that's human love).
yesterday at renton h.s.
a haiku, by joseph guanlao

visible loud jet
construction fork lift tows scrap
hundreds of seagulls

inspired from an actual incident that spanned the duration of less than 10 seconds. the timing and proximity of the occurances were almost as if everything was the product of a live, film edit. action, take five, cut! - my inability to communicate the reality of these events make these things seem cool only to me.

Tuesday, December 17, 2002

coming to you live from first period..... a picture of jeff dowd, my web design teacher (kim, who is sitting right next to me, thinks it would be funny):

we're going to learn CHOPPED LIVER today.


yesterday, during fifth period biology, i made a critical decision to start collecting state quarters. i started out with two, but at the end of the day i had quarters from twelve distinct states. that's twelve out of the twenty available (3/5). i'll post a list of the quarters i need shortly. i think i'm going to the bank today, and i'm going to get $40 worth of quarters, so i can sort through them all, and find the ones i need, as well as doubles.

everyone needs a hobby, yo.

our swim coach was sort of mad at the team yesterday, because NO ONE came to practice on saturday. she bought us donut holes too, which makes me feel kind of sorry for her - but that doesn't change the fact that i don't like her much. i still can't swim.

after practice, i ran home real quick, and put on some dress clothes for the winter concert. my necktie was straight HEIN[ous], 'cuz it was blue and shiny and really really gay (i found out right when i got home that i have a black one - FUCK!). the concert took longer than expected, but it was alright. i didn't realize i was flexing my arm while playing our orchestra songs, AND DAMN - i need to stop working out my biceps, 'cuz they're starting to get ugly. i want to play the bass guitar, so i can replace michaela sweet in the jazz band. i don't know why, but seth, thanh, i were having a grand ole' time placing an apple core right behind cortney -

ISN'T IT LOVELY HOW WE SUPPOSED "YOUNG ADULTS" CAN HAVE SO MUCH FREAKIN' FUN DOING STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS? I THINK SO!

Monday, December 16, 2002

uhhh.....jimminy wilikers radioactive man!
how'd i get this lighting? it's pretty cool.MY DENTIST IS AN INSENSITVE ASSHOLE! HE TOLD ME MY TEETH ARE YELLOW! WHAT A COCKFACE!


"i know SO many people with your nose!" - anonymous

joseph guanlao: CHINA???
mindbo99le R signed off at 9:10:52 PM.


lvo8604: i love you
joseph guanlao: i love you too
joseph guanlao: is this one of those conversations where you gauge my reaction
joseph guanlao: or do you really love me
joseph guanlao: if you say yes, i will be eternally happy
joseph guanlao: if you say no, i will slit my wrists
lvo8604: i really really really love you
lvo8604: you are so hot
lvo8604: marry me
joseph guanlao: well, i don't know if i know you that well, larry
joseph guanlao: but maybe after time
joseph guanlao: if we get to know each other
joseph guanlao: and if the sex doesn't turn out to be sour
lvo8604: how about i come over and get to know you right now?
joseph guanlao: i have to do my homework right now
joseph guanlao: maybe some other time
joseph guanlao: like on a friday or something
joseph guanlao: when i'm not busy, you know?
lvo8604: okay
joseph guanlao: cool


lvo8604: that wasn't me joe
lvo8604: i'm not a fag
joseph guanlao: goddamnit!
lvo8604: yeah, that was minh-tu
lvo8604: i think she loves you
joseph guanlao: she just wants my body
lvo8604: yeah, she does
joseph guanlao: and i know, i have a juicy exterior
joseph guanlao: but yo, my mind needs a 'lil massaging, nahmsayn?
lvo8604: hold on
lvo8604: she said she'll give you one
joseph guanlao: unless she wants to read a little ernest hemingway while we're doing the deed, i don't think it could really work out, you know?
lvo8604: yeah
joseph guanlao: or discuss socio-economics over a little kamasutra
joseph guanlao: but if she is willing to donate one of her ova, so i could fertilize it in a petri dish with one of my sperm, that would be okay
joseph guanlao: but you're not a fag, larry?
joseph guanlao: that disappoints me


joseph guanlao: who's at larry's house?
THE lucomotion: larry.
THE lucomotion: why?
THE lucomotion: minh and brian were over there.
joseph guanlao: oh really
joseph guanlao: 'cuz he was like, "i love you"
joseph guanlao: and i was like, SO HAPPY that he said that
THE lucomotion: really
THE lucomotion: larry said "you're a fag"
THE lucomotion: to me
joseph guanlao: heheh
joseph guanlao: HEH HEH
joseph guanlao: I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!
THE lucomotion: me too.
THE lucomotion: larry/minh thinks im a fag. and larry/minh loves you!
THE lucomotion: wonderful.
joseph guanlao: do you want me as well, devin?
THE lucomotion: no.
THE lucomotion: i dont want anyone.
THE lucomotion: whats wrong with you?